tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job